I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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