Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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