i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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