oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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