question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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