My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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