if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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