i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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