When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
You dont lie about slip and slides
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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