A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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