That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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