Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Four minutes until I can fart!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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