I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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