Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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