Lets date for the summer
Dont love me in September.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.