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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Lets date for the summer

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  what?

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  Dont love me in September.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.

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• (450): View more from Quebec

  I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...

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  On that note, do I have a rule?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy

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  No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.

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• (585): View more from New York

  All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.

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