It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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