Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (231): View more from Michigan

  So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (231): So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again http://tfl.nu/75wq
  Replies (10) Good night (2663) Bad night (797)
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  The best revenge is premature balding

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): The best revenge is premature balding http://tfl.nu/ugsl
  Replies (15) Good night (3844) Bad night (933)
• Favorite

  (856): View more from New Jersey

  you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (856): you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb http://tfl.nu/benk
  Replies (34) Good night (4182) Bad night (1077)
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them. http://tfl.nu/b2tk
  Replies (33) Good night (4689) Bad night (739)
• Favorite

  (302): View more from Delaware

  It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (302): It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it. http://tfl.nu/3oo8
  Replies (17) Good night (741) Bad night (5758)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am http://tfl.nu/p6fg
  Replies (13) Good night (4622) Bad night (1027)
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.

  (1-203): View more from Connecticut

  so yall hooked up?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone. (1-203): so yall hooked up? http://tfl.nu/j54f
  Replies (19) Good night (5466) Bad night (1388)
• Favorite

  (616): View more from Michigan

  you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (616): you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way http://tfl.nu/p3hb
  Replies (19) Good night (749) Bad night (6597)
• Favorite

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (678): Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend http://tfl.nu/u7rd
  Replies (8) Good night (5187) Bad night (928)
• Favorite

  (647): View more from Ontario

  I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (647): I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette. http://tfl.nu/pqu7
  Replies (4) Good night (1481) Bad night (467)
• Favorite

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (978): there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point. http://tfl.nu/h06c
  Replies (4) Good night (604) Bad night (1204)
• Favorite

  (204): View more from Manitoba

  I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (204): I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad. http://tfl.nu/nxn2
  Replies (5) Good night (922) Bad night (343)
• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate. http://tfl.nu/mywp
  Replies (5) Good night (538) Bad night (393)
• Favorite

  (719): View more from Colorado

  I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (719): I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda http://tfl.nu/ejn7
  Replies (1) Good night (417) Bad night (180)
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need http://tfl.nu/txcf
  Replies (3) Good night (408) Bad night (161)

Randomize