nut hugger
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
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Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
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I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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