It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Drake has all the answers
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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