Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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