She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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