HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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