9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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