the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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