Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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