He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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