he puts the penis in happiness.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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