I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
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because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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