It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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