Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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