i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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