Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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