sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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