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I just made out with a guy for $7.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
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She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
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I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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