apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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