I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
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but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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