even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
BRING THE BAGELS
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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