Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Randomize
