Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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