Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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