its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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