Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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