the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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