awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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she pinky promised me she was 18
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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