as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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