Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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