Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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