i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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