Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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