the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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