I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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