The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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