I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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