it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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