No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
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